Ah Christmas. And come to think of it, ah all holidays that fall into this time of the calendar year. So much to celebrate. So much to be thankful for. And also a time to share ones' good fortune with others. Here's my first present to you, in an effort to warm your holiday balls.
Say you want to dress up as Santa. It may be a way for you to make a little extra coin at the local mall. That's cool. Maybe you want to entertain and/or frighten the children and unsuspecting relatives that make their way to you domicile for a celebration. Equally cool. Say you want to use this costume as a disguise to break into the neighbours' house and "borrow" their new flat screen TV. Not so cool. Trust me on this one. You don't want to spend any time behind bars dressed as St. Nick. Your cell mates have a, oh how would I put it, unique way of sitting on your lap.
Stay warm, and as always, you're welcome.
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